Monday, September 29, 2008

A hypothetical Newspaper



Let me propose a hypothetical Newspaper Article,
which would equalize the vast indignities committed against males.

And, in order to counter-balance this embarrassment & humiliation:
a similar article was directed against her.

-----THEREFORE, if today's Newspaper Headline reads:

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--"Man Pays for Hooker": --"Call-Girl Tells Whole Story"
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---Then tomorrow's Headline should be equally humiliating:

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--"WOMAN WANKS in bathtub"-- "She's been Caught Again!"
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"Read All About it!"
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"NEIGHBOR TELLS WHOLE STORY"
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----------- (okay, this is rather crude.
BUT, honestly speaking, I'm equally offended by those "newspaper articles" which I'm referring to.)
The media practically flaunts unwarranted crude terminology into our daily programming.
(so, now, you're beginning to see exactly how I feel, whenever this happens.)



Further insight which explains why I decided to compose this controversial blog:
Firstly, my attitudes are somewhat reserved, and I generally avoid writing explicit material.

However, since my early childhood, I can remember watching countless T.V. Programs & what-have-you, which casually discussed this offensive topic.
Seemingly as a form of public erotica, for the home viewer.

However, every adolescent boy was forced to deal with this embarrassment.
In some ways, the Media even teaches girls to develop unhealthy & disrespectful attitudes toward him.

And, I sometimes wondered how she would feel, if faced against a similar level of vulnerability.

That's why it was necessary to write this controversial article.

in fact, the media brings total vulnerability to males, by freely discussing many topics of-this-nature.

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These types of embarrassing jokes cover a wide range of ideas:
Whether it pertains to

---hookers,
---erections,
---penile size, & shape,
---self-stimulation,
---hairy palms,
---spanking the monkey

or,
--- Crude Jokes, told by comedians, which claim
'wives are never in the mood for sex".

These are all examples of public humiliation.
And, the media should spare this indignity.

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NOTE:***(at one time, males were stereotyped as being compulsive wankers. While such jokes were NEVER directed toward girls. However, this issue has become somewhat obsolete.)
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Now, I've watched many recurring themes for 35 years
(They've periodically appeared on various sitcoms, Talk-shows, Stand-up Comic routines, etc. etc.)

Finally, when the Eliot Spitzer Case surfaced throughout the media, I finally decided to express my anger & embarrassment. I had kept silent during the previous 35 years.

It was then, I wanted to prove a simple point:
If a similar newspaper article exposed the female sexuality in a derogatory manner,
this would bring a similar level of embarrassment to her.
And, perhaps, she would understand my feelings of shame & humiliation..